So that got me thinking: What COULD I give away that would be Autie related and yet still represent the level of snark present in this household ?
a daily planner
since you have to have a routine and KEEP TO IT FOR GODSAKES, else all hell breaks loose
A coupon organizer
since you're spending all your money on therapies, special equipment, supplements and dietary issues, and now the price of gas, that you need that .50 coupon for Charmin or Jack Daniels…
either for your little angel, or better yet, you. Benji's gotten into this repetition kick lately that is slowly driving me batty--like scoping out a spot in the book conservatory batty--that could be remedied by a good pair of earplugs and ...
A New Shot Glass
its always good to have good barware that you can rely on. I mean, the other one(s) might be dirty, or in the dishwasher. You wouldn't want to drink your booze from a Spongebob cup, would you?
A prescription for Valium
ok, that one's mine. back off!
A crap-load of toys that were never played with
it turns out timers and clocks are FAR more fascinating
In the end I suppose it wouldn't be so ridiculous to have some sort of give-away on my blog. Perhaps one day I'll have enough followers that I will have to